another lawyer story...

What are you laughing at?

another lawyer story...

Postby Jared » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:21 pm

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he asked his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," replied the poor man. "So we have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But I have a wife and two children. They are over there underneath that tree."

"That's fine," replies the lawyer. "Bring them along too."

Turning to the other poor man he stated. "You can come with us too."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, said, "But I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Don't worry about it," The lawyer replies casually. "You can bring them along as well."

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even the large limo wasn't quite big enough.

Once underway one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied. "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is nearly a foot high!"
User avatar
Jared
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9976
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:18 am
Location: Uniontown, Ohio

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby Deputy » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:57 pm

Bah. Bman ain't gonna like this one.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

Iustita Omnibus
Justice for All

Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.
[img]http://www.simviation.com/yabbuploads/
User avatar
Deputy
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1314
Joined: Sun Jan 05, 2003 7:54 pm
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby Jared » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:10 pm

Bah. Bman ain't gonna like this one.


Remember this is the jokes forum ;-)
User avatar
Jared
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9976
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:18 am
Location: Uniontown, Ohio

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby Deputy » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:14 pm

Hopefully, Bman will remember that!
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

Iustita Omnibus
Justice for All

Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.
[img]http://www.simviation.com/yabbuploads/
User avatar
Deputy
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1314
Joined: Sun Jan 05, 2003 7:54 pm
Location: Hillsboro, Oregon

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby Jared » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:18 pm

Hopefully, Bman will remember that!


lol, I'm sure that all is in good taste as long as it is a joke.. :-)
User avatar
Jared
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9976
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:18 am
Location: Uniontown, Ohio

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby Squeek » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:35 pm

i think i have seen it before, here
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....

Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.
Squeek
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 653
Joined: Sat Feb 08, 2003 5:53 pm
Location: United States of America

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby Jared » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:40 pm

i think i have seen it before, here


Ooops, well see, we need to get our buddy Andrew back, he was on top of this sort of stuff... :-)
User avatar
Jared
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 9976
Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2003 11:18 am
Location: Uniontown, Ohio

Re: another lawyer story...

Postby the_autopilot » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:32 am


Ooops, well see, we need to get our buddy Andrew back, he was on top of this sort of stuff... :-)



Till he's back...

Been posted before.
Link to sig:
Click here
(Cannot post signature here due to current forum restrications on linked images).
the_autopilot
Major
Major
 
Posts: 1358
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:45 am


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 95 guests