The Pink Joke
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:24 pmOkay, just read the whole thing completely through and do not skip to the end, i just wanna share a wonderful joke my sister told me.
So there is this guy driving down the highway, and all of a sudden his car breaks down. He pulls off to the shoulder and has a look around. He sees no cars on the road so hitchiking is out of the question. What he does see is a pink house, with pink siding, pink windows, a pink gate, a pink fountain, a pink door, and a pink roof.
So he walks over to this pink house and walks through the pink gate, along the pink pathway, and rings the pink doorbell.
Then, along comes this pink lady, with pink hair, a pink bathrobe on, and is holding a pink little dog. She opens the pink door and then the pink screen and says:
"Can i help you?", then the man replies and says "yeah my car just broke down and i thought if i could spend the night here that would be great,"
She replies, "Yeah, you can stay in the room up the stairs and to the left,"
So the lady lets him into her pink house and he sees the pink kitchen, the pink sinks, the pink sofa, the pink tv, he walks up the pink stairs, hangs a left down the pink hall, walks through the pink door, sees the pink bed, hops in, and falls asleep.
Then, there is another guy driving down the road, and his car breaks down, and all he sees is the pink house with pink siding etc.
He walks through te pink gate and rings the pink doorbell. Along comes the pink lady with pink hair and she says that he can spend the night in the room upstars and to the right. So he walks in through the pink door, sees the pink sinks, pink tv, pionk sofa, pink stairs, walks up the pink stairs, hangs a right at the pink hall, walks through the pink door, sees the pink bed, hops in, and falls asleep.
Then, there is ANOTHER guy driving down the road, and HIS car breaks down, and all he sees is the pink house with pink siding etc.
He walks through te pink gate and rings the pink doorbell. Along comes the pink lady with pink hair and she says that he can spend the night in the room upstars and straight ahead. So he walks in through the pink door, sees the pink sinks, pink tv, pink sofa, pink stairs, walks up the pink stairs, walks through the pink door, sees the pink bed, hops in, and falls asleep.
Then, the next morning, the first man wakes up, walks down the pink stairs, holds onto the pink bannister, sits at the pink table, and sees the pink lady. She asks him if he wants wheaties or froot loops, and he says wheaties.
The next guy wakes up, holds onto the pink bannister while walking down the pink stairs, sits at the pink table, and the pink lady asks him what he wants, wheaties or froot loops, and he has a nice pink bowl of foot loops.
Finally, the last guy walks down the pink stairs, sits at the pink table, and the pink lady asks him what he wants for breakfast, wheaties or froot loops, and he says wheaties.
AND THE WHOLE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS....
2 OUT OF 3 PEOPLE PREFER WHEATIES TO FROOT LOOPS!
k, now i am gonna go ice my hands from all that typing, and comments on the joke are welcome (believe me, its worse telling it for the 5th time than hearing it for the first)
-HF
So there is this guy driving down the highway, and all of a sudden his car breaks down. He pulls off to the shoulder and has a look around. He sees no cars on the road so hitchiking is out of the question. What he does see is a pink house, with pink siding, pink windows, a pink gate, a pink fountain, a pink door, and a pink roof.
So he walks over to this pink house and walks through the pink gate, along the pink pathway, and rings the pink doorbell.
Then, along comes this pink lady, with pink hair, a pink bathrobe on, and is holding a pink little dog. She opens the pink door and then the pink screen and says:
"Can i help you?", then the man replies and says "yeah my car just broke down and i thought if i could spend the night here that would be great,"
She replies, "Yeah, you can stay in the room up the stairs and to the left,"
So the lady lets him into her pink house and he sees the pink kitchen, the pink sinks, the pink sofa, the pink tv, he walks up the pink stairs, hangs a left down the pink hall, walks through the pink door, sees the pink bed, hops in, and falls asleep.
Then, there is another guy driving down the road, and his car breaks down, and all he sees is the pink house with pink siding etc.
He walks through te pink gate and rings the pink doorbell. Along comes the pink lady with pink hair and she says that he can spend the night in the room upstars and to the right. So he walks in through the pink door, sees the pink sinks, pink tv, pionk sofa, pink stairs, walks up the pink stairs, hangs a right at the pink hall, walks through the pink door, sees the pink bed, hops in, and falls asleep.
Then, there is ANOTHER guy driving down the road, and HIS car breaks down, and all he sees is the pink house with pink siding etc.
He walks through te pink gate and rings the pink doorbell. Along comes the pink lady with pink hair and she says that he can spend the night in the room upstars and straight ahead. So he walks in through the pink door, sees the pink sinks, pink tv, pink sofa, pink stairs, walks up the pink stairs, walks through the pink door, sees the pink bed, hops in, and falls asleep.
Then, the next morning, the first man wakes up, walks down the pink stairs, holds onto the pink bannister, sits at the pink table, and sees the pink lady. She asks him if he wants wheaties or froot loops, and he says wheaties.
The next guy wakes up, holds onto the pink bannister while walking down the pink stairs, sits at the pink table, and the pink lady asks him what he wants, wheaties or froot loops, and he has a nice pink bowl of foot loops.
Finally, the last guy walks down the pink stairs, sits at the pink table, and the pink lady asks him what he wants for breakfast, wheaties or froot loops, and he says wheaties.
AND THE WHOLE MORAL TO THIS STORY IS....
2 OUT OF 3 PEOPLE PREFER WHEATIES TO FROOT LOOPS!
k, now i am gonna go ice my hands from all that typing, and comments on the joke are welcome (believe me, its worse telling it for the 5th time than hearing it for the first)
-HF
