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You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:42 amby Eskimo
Okay, some of you might have known this was coming, and it's probably been done before, but, what is the worst joke you can think of.
Some rules:
- One joke per person
- No repeated jokes
- No 'good' jokes
We want jokes that make people groan after reading two lines.
So, with that said, here's mine:
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9!! 
lol
Hint: try reading it aloud. 
Now it's your turn.
Re: You're worst joke
Posted:
Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:15 amby Romulus111VADT
My worst joke....hmmmm.....I have to say it was my ex-wife. ;D
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:37 amby Pinchaser...
shouldnt this be in the.....jokes section?
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:49 amby Omag 2.0
It's green and moves up and down....
a brussels sprout in an elevator.... ;D
It's brown and moves up and down....
That same brussels sprout, a few weeks later...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8)
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:18 amby Loafing Smurf
A chicken enters a library and says "book". The librarian gives the chicken a book. The next day, a chicken enters the library and says "book" "book". The librarian gives the chicken two books. Then on the third day, the chicken says "book" "book" 'book". The librarian gives the chicken three books.
The End
~
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:41 amby raz
My cousin told me this one about 10 years ago. I believe it fits in really nice here.
Q. You're floating down a river in a cement canoe and all four wheels fall off...so how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
A. You can't sew buttons on ice-cream
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:03 pmby z1010
What is the difference betwee a canary-bird and a lamppost?
(Tomorrow I translate the answer to English - the answer is more difficult than the question ....)
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:31 pmby GreG
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:36 pmby Skligmund
A man walked into a bar.
It hurt.
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:41 pmby `Josh
Two muffins are in an oven that's starting to heat up.
One says to the other: "Hey! It's getting hot in here!"
The other looks at him and says: "Hey, muffins can't talk!"
I hated that joke so much when I heard it....
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:57 pmby Squeek
Q: what did the man do when his dog said, "Hey mac, what is up with this dog food?"
A: "holy Sh!t a talking dog!"
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:15 pmby Pinchaser...
why did the chicken cross the road?
because he wanted to
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:46 pmby TacitBlue
A hotdog walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, we dont serve food here!".
I was in a bar when a man in a hotdog costume walked in, I polightly informed him of the bars policy on food. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:53 pmby the_autopilot
Make like a tree and get out of here.
Re: You're worst joke
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:08 pmby Stormtropper
Q: What happens when you throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet
