You're worst joke

[Eskimo]

Okay, some of you might have known this was coming, and it's probably been done before, but, what is the worst joke you can think of.

Some rules:

• One joke per person
• No repeated jokes
• No 'good' jokes

We want jokes that make people groan after reading two lines.

So, with that said, here's mine:

Why was 6 scared?




Because 7 8 9!! lol

Hint: try reading it aloud.

Now it's your turn.

[Romulus111VADT]

My worst joke....hmmmm.....I have to say it was my ex-wife.  ;D

[Pinchaser...]

shouldnt this be in the.....jokes section?

[Omag 2.0]

It's green and moves up and down....




a brussels sprout in an elevator....  ;D


It's brown and moves up and down....




That same brussels sprout, a few weeks later...







 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  8)

[Loafing Smurf]

A chicken enters a library and says "book". The librarian gives the chicken a book. The next day, a chicken enters the library and says "book" "book". The librarian gives the chicken two books. Then on the third day, the chicken says "book" "book" 'book". The librarian gives the chicken three books.

The End

                                     

~

[raz]

My cousin told me this one about 10 years ago.  I believe it fits in really nice here.

Q. You're floating down a river in a cement canoe and all four wheels fall off...so how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?


A. You can't sew buttons on ice-cream

[z1010]

What is the difference betwee a canary-bird and a lamppost?


 (Tomorrow I translate the answer to English - the answer is more difficult than the question ....)

[GreG]

Two goldfish were in their tank.  
One turns to the other and says,  
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

[Skligmund]

A man walked into a bar.

It hurt.

[`Josh]

Two muffins are in an oven that's starting to heat up.

One says to the other:  "Hey! It's getting hot in here!"

The other looks at him and says: "Hey, muffins can't talk!"

I hated that joke so much when I heard it....

[Squeek]

Q: what did the man do when his dog said, "Hey mac, what is up with this dog food?"



A: "holy Sh!t a talking dog!"

[Pinchaser...]

why did the chicken cross the road?

because he wanted to

[TacitBlue]

A hotdog walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey, we dont serve food here!".

I was in a bar when a man in a hotdog costume walked in, I polightly informed him of the bars policy on food. It was the greatest moment of my life.

[the_autopilot]

Make like a tree and get out of here.

[Stormtropper]

Q: What happens when you throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

















A: It gets wet