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Visa application

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:29 pm

I got this from a Syrian friend, so its safe!

A guy in Saudi-Arabia applies for a visa at the US Embassy.
-Name?
-Abd el Rahman Sayegh
-Sex?
-5 times a week
-No! Male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
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Re: Visa application

Postby flyboy 28 » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:32 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Visa application

Postby Jared » Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:01 pm

::) ::) ::)

D,oh! :-)
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Re: Visa application

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:24 pm

lol  ;D
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Re: Visa application

Postby Craig. » Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:33 pm

Ouch ;D lol
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Re: Visa application

Postby Jared » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:51 pm

Ouch ;D lol


lol, I'm sure that's what the camel said! :-)
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Re: Visa application

Postby Pinchaser... » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:32 pm

:-/ wow...thats nasty
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Re: Visa application

Postby GreG » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:17 pm

lol ;D
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