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As far as I know I've come up with this one myself the other day...

So two pieces of toilet paper are side by side...

The one looks at the other, and says:

"Hey! Looks like we are on a roll now!"  ;D

Har har......  ::)

So two pieces of toilet paper are side by side...

The one looks at the other, and says:

"Looks like we're about to be in deep sh*t!"

"Going to kiss the boss' ass?"

"there is no light in the end of that tunnel!"

"Here we sit all broken hearted, he had to sh*t but only farted"

"This is a crappy job"

"So you one ply or two?"

"Why do they make "scented" paper? not like his ass is going to know the differance!"

"I heard they only serve the finest food here."

"I see a bad moon rising!"

"That "quilted" pattern looks good on you."

"So tell me, Why did he squeeze the Charmin? "

"This job stinks!"

"Don't get to comfortable, you won't be here long."
(sorry)

lol  ;D

Good ones!!

Jim

lol..those are pretty good ones... :-)

The one looks at the other, and says:

WOW! Now that is a PHAT ASS!  :o

[quote]So two pieces of toilet paper are side by side...

The one looks at the other, and says:

"Hey! Looks like we are on a roll now!"

lol, what do you expect? :-)  ;D