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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"


This has probably been posted before....if so...oh well.

yeah, not bad at all.:-)

This has probably been posted before....if so...oh well.

Many times, in fact. Still a personal favorite.

LOL         Been posted many times...I think twice by me      still funny though

Many times, in fact. Still a personal favorite.

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I had a Amazon that I got cheap and after about a week found out why  ::)
This bird swore like a salior! and I thought I was bad!
It couldn't even say "hello" without adding something like
"Hello, mother------"
Although I found it rather humerous at times our relationship didn't last long.
Maybe I should have tried the freezer treatment??  ;)

I believe I was the first to post this joke many years ago. Still a good one though.

I believe I was the first to post this joke many years ago. Still a good one though.

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