Frankfurt ground

I happend to have this in my head after reading the "Typical" post below. Frankfurt ground is a very funny bunch, but the pilots aren't slacking
SpeedBird 234 Heavy: Frankfurt ground, Speedbird 234 Heavy , taxi to the gat
Frankfurt ground: Roger Speedbird 234heavy you vill taxi to zur gate.
SpeedBird 234 Heavy: (Consulting his map) uuu , Ground can I get taxi instructions?
Frankfurt Ground: No! haven't you been here before.
Speedbird 234 Heavy: Yes in 1944 , but I didn't stop
SpeedBird 234 Heavy: Frankfurt ground, Speedbird 234 Heavy , taxi to the gat
Frankfurt ground: Roger Speedbird 234heavy you vill taxi to zur gate.
SpeedBird 234 Heavy: (Consulting his map) uuu , Ground can I get taxi instructions?
Frankfurt Ground: No! haven't you been here before.
Speedbird 234 Heavy: Yes in 1944 , but I didn't stop