Felix told me to post this...
To visiting Urbanites:
1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at the Union 76 truck stop in St. Ignace. It's a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day to truckers. Let them cook something they know. If you upset the ladies in the kitchen, they'll kick your ass.
2) Don't laugh at the names of our little towns; Negaunee, Ishpeming, L'Anse, Watersmeet, Kiva or Traunik, or we will just HAVE to kick your ass.
3) Don't order a bottle or a can of soda here. Up here it's called Pop.
Accept it. Do otherwise and we