My Goldfish Died
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:38 amI can't remember if I posted this one before or not. Good one though.
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor Tom
peered over the fence.
Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way,
"What are you up to, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."
The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't
it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because
he's inside your f***ing cat."
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor Tom
peered over the fence.
Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way,
"What are you up to, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."
The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't
it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because
he's inside your f***ing cat."
