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20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18 ) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8 ) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...


1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

In my last year of school, I had accidentally left my fly down one bright and cheery day.
I was told quite bluntly that my fly was indeed hanging low.
Never the one to pass up a good laugh, I left it that way for the rest of that great day!

You show off....lmao.....advertising, huh?  ;D

BTW, I love the Combat Kitty! Mr. Wavy never looked so good.

I like 11

[center][quote]You show off....lmao.....advertising, huh?

hmmm, yes. It worked fairly well actually.

LMAO, I guess I should have tried that.....

I just remembered one an old girlfriend used on a flasher that had more than just his fly down. She looked at him. Scanned down and looked back at his face and smiled. She then calmly leaned forward and said, "If your going fishing slick, you'll need a bigger worm to catch any fish." The poor sob had the funniest look of complete dejection I've ever seen as he slinked off into the darkness. I gained a entire new level of admiration for her after her calm handling of a rather embarrassing situation.

I like #5 the best
A bloke once flashed my sister (brave man), and she just stood there and said "It looks like a penis only smaller" My sister is NOT a nice person

gotta agree with Mark  ;D

Craig  8)