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CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:36 pm
by Romulus111VADT
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:48 pm
by Corsair Freak
OMG! thats great...ROFL

nice Romulus  ;D


                   Brandon

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:51 pm
by Stormtropper
LMAO.....me like the crib ;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:00 am
by terbert
;)

Brilliant   ;D ;D

Tony

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:16 am
by ozzy72
;D ;D ;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:36 pm
by alrot
Truly true  he he he ;D ;D ;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:18 pm
by Jared
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:13 am
by the_autopilot
Are these real?????????

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:53 am
by Romulus111VADT
Are these real?????????


No they're a joke or better put- a parody of chinese proverbs, that's why it's posted in the joke forum.  ;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:33 am
by Loafing Smurf
LOL... :P

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:15 am
by Blackhart
Girl should not date basketball player, he dribbles before he shoots.

Girl who ride bicycle pedals ass all over town.

And: Don't forget the aviation/Ozzy one:


Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up.

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:21 am
by Romulus111VADT
Girl should not date basketball player, he dribbles before he shoots.

Girl who ride bicycle pedals ass all over town.

And: Don't forget the aviation/Ozzy one:


Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up.



LMAO, those are darn good ones! I'll have to add those to my list....lol.  ;D

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:21 pm
by chomp_rock
ROFL ;D those are great!

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:10 pm
by the_autopilot

No they're a joke or better put- a parody of chinese proverbs, that's why it's posted in the joke forum.  ;D



I knew that....

Re: CHINESE PROVERBS

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:24 pm
by Squeek
ROTFLMFAO