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Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:59 pm**

What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?..........

By the time you have finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in !!!!!!! ;D

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team?....

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is in America already.

How do you tell if your wife is dead?......

The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up!!!

How do you make five pounds of fat look good?.......

Put a nipple on it!!!

Tony

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:05 pm**

d'oh!

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:26 pm**

But Mexico does have an olympic team.

Edit - I just did some searching and found that Mexico won four medals in Athens.

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:37 pm**

Dont know about the third one because i haven't been married yet but others are so true

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:55 pm**

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:47 pm**

lol, those are disgusting, dirty and funny! :-)

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