Nuns at the perly gates........*rude*
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:13 pm4 nuns died and is waiting in line to get into heaven.
St. Peters asks the first nun, how did your life of celebericy go?
The first nun replied, "Well, I got a really good look at a man's penis"
St. Peters replied, "Thats pertty good for a life time, you may pass into heaven."
Then St. Peters asks the 2nd nun the same question, and she replied "I touched it"
And St. Peters tells her "You must wash your hand in this holy water."
And by this time there is alot of jousting and cutting in the line, and St. Peters asks the 4th nun "What is going on back here?"
And she replies "Can I drink the holy water before she [the 3rd nun] dips her butt in it?"
Jeff
St. Peters asks the first nun, how did your life of celebericy go?
The first nun replied, "Well, I got a really good look at a man's penis"
St. Peters replied, "Thats pertty good for a life time, you may pass into heaven."
Then St. Peters asks the 2nd nun the same question, and she replied "I touched it"
And St. Peters tells her "You must wash your hand in this holy water."
And by this time there is alot of jousting and cutting in the line, and St. Peters asks the 4th nun "What is going on back here?"
And she replies "Can I drink the holy water before she [the 3rd nun] dips her butt in it?"
Jeff
