Pearly Gates.........reloaded
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:20 pm3 men lined up at the pearly gates, waiting to go to heaven.
St. Peters asks the first man "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
And the first man replies "about a dozen times"
and St. Peters tells him, "Well, you may cruise to heaven in a rusty Ford."
Then the 2nd man walks up the St. Peters and is asked the same question, and he replies "once or twice"
and St. Peters replied "Thats pertty good, you may cruise to heaven in a Lexus"
And the 3rd man steps up and he is, too, asked the same question, and he replies "Never, we had a perfect marriage"
And st. peters tells him "You may cruise to heaven in a BMW"
Later on that day................
The 2nd guy passes the 3rd guy, pulls next to him, and he finds the 3rd guy sobbing.
So he asks him "Why are you crying? you had a perfect marriage and is now crusing to heaven in a BMW"
and the 3rd guy replied "I just saw my wife on a skateboard"
St. Peters asks the first man "Have you ever cheated on your wife?"
And the first man replies "about a dozen times"
and St. Peters tells him, "Well, you may cruise to heaven in a rusty Ford."
Then the 2nd man walks up the St. Peters and is asked the same question, and he replies "once or twice"
and St. Peters replied "Thats pertty good, you may cruise to heaven in a Lexus"
And the 3rd man steps up and he is, too, asked the same question, and he replies "Never, we had a perfect marriage"
And st. peters tells him "You may cruise to heaven in a BMW"
Later on that day................
The 2nd guy passes the 3rd guy, pulls next to him, and he finds the 3rd guy sobbing.
So he asks him "Why are you crying? you had a perfect marriage and is now crusing to heaven in a BMW"
and the 3rd guy replied "I just saw my wife on a skateboard"
