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Postby jimclarke » Tue Sep 21, 2004 1:35 pm

Thirty four years ago, Richard Davis from Frenchburg, KY joined the NAVY.  On his first day of boot camp, the NAVY issued him a toothbrush.  That afternoon, the NAVY dentist pulled several of his teeth.  The next day, the NAVY issued him a comb.  That afternoon, the NAVY barber sheared his head.  On his third day, the NAVY issued him a jock strap.......


























The NAVY is still looking for him.

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Re: Navy Issue

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:53 pm

lol  ;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: Navy Issue

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:30 pm

lol....and my step son's in the Navy....no wonder he keeps looking over his shoulder.... ;D
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Re: Navy Issue

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:52 am

any organisation with rear admirals and cabin boys can't be trusted  ::)
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Re: Navy Issue

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:04 pm

[quote] any organisation with rear admirals and cabin boys can't be trusted
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Re: Navy Issue

Postby Stratobat » Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:06 pm

Lmao... hehehe ;D

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Re: Navy Issue

Postby chomp_rock » Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:53 am

lol  ;D
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