Heartburn!

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Heartburn!

Postby zeberdee » Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:57 pm

A young "lady" goes into a pub, sits at the bar and says
"Hey burman pour me a martoni"
So the bar man pours her a martini.She then drinks it and again asks "Hey burman pour me another martoni"
So the barman pours her another martini.
After a short time the "lady calls the barman over and says " Hey burman pour me another martoni" so again he pours her a martini, she drinks this slowly then calls to the barman "Hey burman, I don't know what you're putting in my martonis but they're giving me terrible heartburn!"
Last edited by zeberdee on Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Heartburn!

Postby Jared » Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:39 pm

*spicy!*


That's a keeper...
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