Uses for a Maglite!!!

Here are some of the common and not-so common uses I have figured out for the old standby,the Maglite.
1.Use to light up the inside of your case after a failed Pentium 4 overclock.
2.also works as a handy nightstick for ruining that useless lamp-umm,i ment iMac.
-and when I say gone ,I mean GONE !!(can you tell I HATE macs!!!--sorry, I'll calm down )
3.works great as a way to vent your anger on that &$&$%^$% Geforce4 MX that failed for the 5000000th time-and you're too lazy to RMA it (p.s., that's dedicated to you,Fozzer!!)
Later,L1011 blonde
1.Use to light up the inside of your case after a failed Pentium 4 overclock.
2.also works as a handy nightstick for ruining that useless lamp-umm,i ment iMac.
-and when I say gone ,I mean GONE !!(can you tell I HATE macs!!!--sorry, I'll calm down )
3.works great as a way to vent your anger on that &$&$%^$% Geforce4 MX that failed for the 5000000th time-and you're too lazy to RMA it (p.s., that's dedicated to you,Fozzer!!)
Later,L1011 blonde