The Wizard and the Statues
Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:33 pmA wizard is walking down a path through the Botanical Gardens. He comes upon two statues. A man and a women facing each other from opposite sides. As he admires the statues, he claps his hands and they come to life.
"I would like to reward you." stated the wizard. "Your posture is most influential and you have not weathered. To reward you, I will make you human for 30 minutes"
After a few seconds the man looked at the woman and she returned the stare nodding, "Shall we?" she asked. "Certianly!" he replyed.
The went behind the bushes and the wizard could hear moans, groans and the rustling of leaves.
After 15 minutes, they returned from the bushes. He straightened his shirt and she flattened her skirt.
The wizard, being a little embarrased asked, "Well, what would you like to do now?"
The woman looked at the man and he returned the stare. "Again?" he asked. "Too right!", she replyed, "But this time I'll hold the pigeon while YOU crap on it!"
"I would like to reward you." stated the wizard. "Your posture is most influential and you have not weathered. To reward you, I will make you human for 30 minutes"
After a few seconds the man looked at the woman and she returned the stare nodding, "Shall we?" she asked. "Certianly!" he replyed.
The went behind the bushes and the wizard could hear moans, groans and the rustling of leaves.
After 15 minutes, they returned from the bushes. He straightened his shirt and she flattened her skirt.
The wizard, being a little embarrased asked, "Well, what would you like to do now?"
The woman looked at the man and he returned the stare. "Again?" he asked. "Too right!", she replyed, "But this time I'll hold the pigeon while YOU crap on it!"
