A Good Explanation

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A Good Explanation

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:43 pm

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed

On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained.  ;D
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Re: A Good Explanation

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:51 pm

This sounds scarily like the truth ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Good Explanation

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:12 pm

thats another keyboard I have to replace due to coffee  ::) ::)

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Re: A Good Explanation

Postby alrot » Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:20 pm

I cruel but true, ;D ;Dhow fast thing are, i heard the same joke
in spanish here couple weeks ago
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Re: A Good Explanation

Postby BFMF » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:50 am

LMAO ;D
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Re: A Good Explanation

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:05 pm

HMMM...sounds interesting :)LOL

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Re: A Good Explanation

Postby Jared » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:20 pm

lol...so true...:-)
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