One evening late a burglar breaks into this house he had carefully cased for weeks. Knowing the family was out of town he felt confident in his ability to get in and out quickly. As he is sneaking through the house he hears, "I seeee you!" To which he almost has a coronary as he spins around trying to see just who had caught him. As he scans the room with his flashlight he spots a very large parrot sitting on a perch in the corner. He says, "Was that you?", to which the parrot says, "Yep". The burglar just scoffs and proceeds with his task. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching you!" and the burglar just ignored him. The parrot kept up his, "Jesus is watching you!" and continued to get louder and louder. Until finally the burglar in an attempt to calm the parrot, looks over at him and asks, "Hey, what's your name?" The parrot ruffling his feathers very proudly pronounces, "My name is Moses!" Again the burglar just scoffs and asks, "What idiot would name a parrot Moses?" To which the parrot replies, "The same idiot that named that huge Rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
by Romulus111VADT » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:31 pm 
