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A young man gets ship wrecked and stranded on a desert island.A few years pass, then a stunning blonde swims ashore. Wearing a tight diveing suit, she walks over to the young man and asks him "When was the last time you had a cigarette?" "Years ago" he replyed. With that she undid the the left breast pocket and passed him a pack of cigarettes. He lit one and blew the smoke out with a smile. She then asked him " When was the last time you had a good drink?" "Again years" he replyed. With that she undid the right breast pocket and pulled out a hip flask full of the best whiskey and gave it to him. He had a long drink from the flask, he now felt he was in heaven!! The stunning blonde then started to pull the zip between her breasts down and asked "When was the last time you played around?"  
"F++k me" he said "You got a set of clubs in there"

heh  ;D

groan  ::)

An oldie, but still good  

Tony

Oh, I love it!

There's no joke like a clean one!