The wisdom of Socrates

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The wisdom of Socrates

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:45 pm

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumour. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom.
One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"
"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
"Triple filter?"
"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."
"All right," said Socrates . "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"
"No, on the contrary ..."
"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?" The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.
Socrates continued." You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"
"No, not really ..."
"Well," concluded Socrates , "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"
The man felt defeated and ashamed. This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
It also explains why he never found out that Plato was shagging his wife ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby Fly2e » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:50 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!  ;D  ;D   ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby SilverFox441 » Fri Aug 20, 2004 4:00 pm

ROFL!
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby Jared » Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:18 pm

lol... ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby Omag 2.0 » Sat Aug 21, 2004 8:22 am

Hehehehehe  ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:44 am

LMAO  ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby Stormtropper » Sun Aug 22, 2004 9:03 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby PSW » Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:59 pm

A pretty WISE scenario !!!  ;D

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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sun Aug 22, 2004 7:59 pm

;D ;D ;DLOL

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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby Ace_777 » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:08 am

LOL  ;D ;D
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Re: The wisdom of Socrates

Postby I_not_Pilot » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:50 pm

ROFLMAOSSFMN

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