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STOP FORREST STOP!!

Please everybody quiet, let give it One minute of silence for the dead joke

What happened to this???

I removed it due to the extremely negative comments.  :-/

Shame - I thought it was really funny!

I don't think the reply's were negative. I think they were simply awful "witty" replys.

Come on Romulus111VADT everybody are joking over another joke Im the worse jokemaker in the world I don't dear to show or write a joke here,you should not remove I was funny i swear,it was somekind of domino effect a saw the first guy then the second an it make me more laugh thats why i wrote that.....you shoudn't remove it you just have to follow the joke with another joke That's the real nature of humor.....i'm sorry pal

Please, how could you possibly have negative things to say,...they are always food for thought!  ;D
Anybody who is posting negative feedback doesn't really know your positive impact you provide here!  ;D


Dave  

Ok, Ok....if you want a bad joke that badly.... ....here it is again. You asked for it....lol.....

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you.

We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone.The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here , St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
 
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
 
Third: What is God's first name?"
 
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begin with the letter "T"?  Shucks, that one's easy. That'd be Today and Tomorrow.

The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, that's not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for that answer.

How about the next one?" asks St. Peter.
"How many seconds in a year?"
 
"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about that and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
 
Forrest says "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd. . . ...."

"Hold it, " interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind.....but I'll have to give you credit for that one, too.

Let's go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
 
"Sure", Forrest replied, "its Andy."
 
"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. "Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song. . . "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . . ."

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said:

"Run Forrest, run."

Now lets give it 2 min .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ha ha ha I'm kidding my friend....lol.... this posts had make me more laugh
than anything else

P.s.(I'm not making fun of you I respect you Romulus111VADT,my friend)

I appreciate your respect very much. Though I feel undeserving of it.

I wasn't upset by your remarks. Just figured if the joke was all that bad, I didn't want to waste valuable forum space for a bad joke.

LMAO

I spit juice all over my new monitor  ;D

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I spit juice all over my new monitor