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Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:19 pm

Dear Tide:


I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best! Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

One thing led to another and somehow ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.  I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative & then my attorney called & said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, got to go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people next.

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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Triple_7 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:48 pm

LMAO ;D ::)
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:14 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Ace_777 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:23 am

lol :) :) :)
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby farmerdave » Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:47 am

LOL ;D ;D ;D  Good one
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Craig. » Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:13 am

;DLOL ;D
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby flyboy 28 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:44 am

Wow, that's a good one. ;D
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Jared » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:19 am

lol... :D
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Postby Scorpiоn » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:06 am

Yikes! :o

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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Deputy » Mon Aug 02, 2004 10:28 am

:-/
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:05 pm

LOL!
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby RichieB16 » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:02 pm

LOL, thats pretty good.   ;D
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Re: Consumer Product Satisfaction

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:48 pm

Oh man, that is really reaching...  ::)
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