The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

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The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby Eskimo » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:28 pm

Oh controller who sits in tower,
Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come,
Thy instructions be done,
On the ground as they are in the air.
Give us this day our radar vectors,
And forgive us our TCA incursions.
As we forgive those who cut as off on final.
And lead us not nito adverse weather,
But delever us our clearences,
Roger


If anyone is offended by this e-mail my at thedevil666@hotmail.com (not a real address).  ;D
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby I_not_Pilot » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:29 pm

lol that's funny

;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby Jared » Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:34 pm

lol, an oldie but a goodie... ;)
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby Triple_7 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:31 pm

lol ;D
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby flyboy 28 » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:43 pm

Very good. ;D
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby Blackbird971 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:54 am

Here's another:

When my flying days are over
and from this life I pass,
I hope they bury me upside down,
so the FAA can kiss my a$$.


No you cannot have my PPL licence #. ;)
[move][i][color=Red]Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly
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Re: The Pilot's Prayer (warning - blasphemous)

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:38 pm

:) ;)
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