An oldie, but a goodie...

[flyboy 28]

There was a real tighta$$ Drill Sergeant training a new platoon. He got right up to this one recruit's face and said, "I bet you're waiting for me to die so you can urinate on my grave." And the recruit replys "S-sir! N-no sir! W-when I get out of the army, I'm never standing in another line again!"

[chomp_rock]

LOL!

[Wing Nut]