An old man walks into confession...
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:55 pm"Father, I've been meaning to come here for such a long time"
"Oh, well what seems to be troubling you, laddie?"
"Father, I've been sleeping with 3 beautiful women each night for the last month..."
"Oh, my my... When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Oh, never. I'm Jewish."
"Then why'd you tell me?"
"I'm tellin' everyone!"
"Oh, well what seems to be troubling you, laddie?"
"Father, I've been sleeping with 3 beautiful women each night for the last month..."
"Oh, my my... When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Oh, never. I'm Jewish."
"Then why'd you tell me?"
"I'm tellin' everyone!"
