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Five tips for a woman
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Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:37 amby ozzy72
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:18 amby Stormtropper
Cough Cough...........you just made me swallow my gum..................is orbit toxic???
ROFLMAO
Jeff
P.S. I was serious about the gum
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:58 pmby Polynomial
lol,
b.t.w most chewing gum is toxic
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:05 pmby ChuckMajik
If it were toxic, what would be the difference between chewing it and swallowing it?
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:08 pmby Stormtropper
Uh oh...................
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Sun Jul 25, 2004 2:09 amby ozzy72
what would be the difference between chewing it and swallowing it
Well everyone would know when you farted as you'd get a big bubble float out of your rear
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:03 pmby ChuckMajik
Well everyone would know when you farted as you'd get a big bubble float out of your rear
Only if you had the proper seal.
If not, make sure your not aimed at a lamp.
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:41 pmby Jared
You guys are gonna make me sick laughing so hard....
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:32 amby ozzy72
I wonder what would happen if you swallowed a condom and then farted... a dirigible?
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:59 amby Deputy
Oh lovely thought Mark. I haven't the slightest idea.
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:52 pmby 4_Series_Scania
I wonder what would happen if you swallowed a condom and then farted... a dirigible?
Your never all there...... ;D
Re: Five tips for a woman
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Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:13 pmby ozzy72
Paul I've never claimed to be all there, or even partly