Five tips for a woman

[ozzy72]

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

[Stormtropper]

Cough Cough...........you just made me swallow my gum..................is orbit toxic???

ROFLMAO

Jeff

P.S. I was serious about the gum

[Polynomial]

lol,

b.t.w most chewing gum is toxic

[ChuckMajik]

If it were toxic, what would be the difference between chewing it and swallowing it?

[Stormtropper]

Uh oh...................

[ozzy72]

what would be the difference between chewing it and swallowing it

Well everyone would know when you farted as you'd get a big bubble float out of your rear

[ChuckMajik]

Well everyone would know when you farted as you'd get a big bubble float out of your rear

Only if you had the proper seal.
If not, make sure your not aimed at a lamp.

[Jared]

You guys are gonna make me sick laughing so hard....

[ozzy72]

I wonder what would happen if you swallowed a condom and then farted... a dirigible?

[Deputy]

Oh lovely thought Mark. I haven't the slightest idea.

[4_Series_Scania]

I wonder what would happen if you swallowed a condom and then farted... a dirigible?

Your never all there......  ;D

[ozzy72]

Paul I've never claimed to be all there, or even partly