Dark in here, isn't it?
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:05 amA woman decides to have a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Unknown to her is that her 8 year old son is hiding in the closet while she and her lover are in bed. The husband comes home early so the lover hides in the closet along with the boy.
"Sure is dark in here, isn't it?", says the boy.
"It sure is." replies the man.
"I have a baseball I'll sell you for $250.00"
"Are you crazy?"
"I'll tell my dad you're in here."
"OK, It's a deal."
A few weeks later the same thing happens and the two are once again together in the closet.
"Sure is dark in here, isn't it?"
"It sure is."
"I'll sell you my baseball glove for $750.00"
"Fine."
The next day, the boy's dad tells his son, "Get your ball and glove and lets go play catch!"
"I can't, dad."
"Why not?"
"I sold them!"
"You sold them? How much did you get for them?"
"A thousand dollars!"
"I'm so ashamed of you!--Taking advantage of someone like that! I'm taking you to church to see the priest tomorrow and you're going to tell him what you did!"
The next day they came to the church. The boy and the priest went into the confessional and shut the door.
"Sure is dark in here, isn't it?", said the boy.
The priest replied, "Don't start that again!"
"Sure is dark in here, isn't it?", says the boy.
"It sure is." replies the man.
"I have a baseball I'll sell you for $250.00"
"Are you crazy?"
"I'll tell my dad you're in here."
"OK, It's a deal."
A few weeks later the same thing happens and the two are once again together in the closet.
"Sure is dark in here, isn't it?"
"It sure is."
"I'll sell you my baseball glove for $750.00"
"Fine."
The next day, the boy's dad tells his son, "Get your ball and glove and lets go play catch!"
"I can't, dad."
"Why not?"
"I sold them!"
"You sold them? How much did you get for them?"
"A thousand dollars!"
"I'm so ashamed of you!--Taking advantage of someone like that! I'm taking you to church to see the priest tomorrow and you're going to tell him what you did!"
The next day they came to the church. The boy and the priest went into the confessional and shut the door.
"Sure is dark in here, isn't it?", said the boy.
The priest replied, "Don't start that again!"
