Mildred
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:39 amAging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would
just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in
the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting
to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone,
she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your
left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.
over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would
just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in
the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting
to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone,
she called her doctor to inquire as to just exactly where the heart
would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your
left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.
