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What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak

Dear oh dear Mark,
I thought some of mine were dirty !

*Variation*
Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?
Cos 7 days makes a hole weak !

Thanx. Carl

well, I can't say i wasn't warn :-/

 ;D

untill our recent conversation in Fozzers topic, i would have only expected this sort of thing from him
we were indeed warned LOL

Craig you seem to have forgotten that I'm Fozzers secret love-child

if that isnt a scarey thought i dont know what is

Aw Ozzy - I thought you were such a nice young man (said with a Les Dawson accent).

Reminds me of the one about snooker ace Ronnie O'Sullivan who got married. On the wedding night his new bride lay on the bed and opened her legs invitingly - but all O'Sullivan did was to pace around the bed looking worried. When asked what the problem was, he replied "I'm trying to decide whether to go for the pink or the brown."

Microlight you are a v.v.v.sick puppy
Well done that man

thats wrong.............

:-/

Since on the topic of "entrances and exits"

What is the differance of a oral and anal thermometer?







The taste

Thanks Fret... err I'll just go and see my lunch again in the bathroom

I've been waiting to use this for awhile now...

Doooooooooooooooooooooode!
Love the cat

[glb]Thanx. Carl[/glb]