Moderator's decision please...

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Moderator's decision please...

Postby Bazza » Wed Jun 23, 2004 1:20 am

Please move this to the appropriate slot, I didn't know whether to go for Real Aviation, Jokes, General discussion or FS98.

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Apart from that please list all the reasons why it won't fly.........
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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:42 pm

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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby xFLAMESx » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:15 am

Reasons it won't fly

1. It's a French car! ;D
2. There's no-one in it! ;D

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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 24, 2004 9:11 am

So that is what you've been up to in the garage Bazza ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:08 am

Research has revealed more information about this strange machine.
It is in fact the first stealth aircraft of the French Air Force, it will be virtually indetectable on the streets of Paris, which is about as far from home as they like to go ;D
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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby Hagar » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:14 am

It would fly fine providing it was launched from a steam catapult on an aircraft carrier. I can't guarantee how long it would remain airborne.

Now, which of you brave lads will volunteer to be chief test pilot? That will sort the men out from the boys. ;D
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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:37 am

I'll have a crack if you can get me a wetsuit ;D
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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby Bazza » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:58 pm

No Ozzie, I didn't make this in my garage, cars are valuable over here and I'd give that one to my wife, thus freeing up my Aston Martin.

Great set of wheel trims though.

I'm not too happy about that device in the boot (UK) or trunk (USA.)      I first wondered whether it had a pusher prop on the end of it but can't see one.    You couldn't power a plane with LPG could you ?

However, if I lived in Iraq, and saw this parked out the front of my building, it would give me the shivering quits.
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Re: Moderator's decision please...

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:31 am

If you look carefully Bazza you'll see its a pusher prop, its horizontal (must be a 2 blade), you can make it out on the spinner.

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