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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

People cry when you cut into an onion.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

The skunk has skidmarks in front of it.

Even funnier!  

Why have scientists switched from using rats in experiments to using lawyers?

The scientists don't get as attached to the lawyers and nobody much cares what happens to them when the experiment is over.

ohhhhhhh, that is cold

Quote; "The best things in life are fee's"

William Shakespeare wrote; Lets kill all the lawyers, and bear in mind this was long before the OJ Simpson case.
Quote; "The ideal legal client is a wealthy man in deep s%*t".

And......Why is it that, every time a witness offers to tell the whole truth, some lawyer object's!