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New lawnmowers

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:48 pm

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
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Re: New lawnmowers

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:08 pm

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Re: New lawnmowers

Postby Saitek » Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:52 pm

I believe that was posted only a wee while back. Funny though. He wouldn't have much to nibble in my garden. I keep it pretty short! ;D
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Re: New lawnmowers

Postby Stormtropper » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:57 pm

LOL..... ::)

Saitek, hes better off on your lawn, mine is dead.
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