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americans guide to britain

Postby Craig. » Mon May 24, 2004 6:50 am

sorry too long to post here
but enjoy
http://homepages.tesco.net/~scotsnet/o. ... fun388.htm
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon May 24, 2004 7:04 am

Sounds like good honest travelling advice to me. ;D
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby ozzy72 » Mon May 24, 2004 7:05 am

A note for our American cousins, if you value your testicles do NOT follow this advice ;D ;D ;D
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon May 24, 2004 7:11 am

On the otherhand, if you value your bollocks it would be advisable to follow this advice to the letter. ;D
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby xFLAMESx » Mon May 24, 2004 8:55 am

Haha - I thought only Canadians fell for that.  ;)
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby Iroquois » Mon May 24, 2004 10:20 am

[quote]Haha - I thought only Canadians fell for that.
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon May 24, 2004 12:52 pm

 ;D
"British Stamp of Exellence"  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby Stormtropper » Mon May 24, 2004 3:38 pm

I'm afraid that this all have been a surprise to me............................thats not exactly a good thing........................ over here we only make out with people of the oppiste sex ;D

Our grandpas are still so old school.....LOL..... ;D
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby Blackbird971 » Thu May 27, 2004 9:19 pm

Gee, everything my stepbrother needs to know before he visits the UK...
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Thu May 27, 2004 10:46 pm

over here we only make out with people of the oppiste sex
With an exception of San Fransisco, lol
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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby bm_727 » Fri May 28, 2004 3:32 pm

Chivalry is alive and well in Britain, and ladies still travel for free on the Tube. Simply take some tokens from the baskets at the base of the escalators or on the platforms; you will find one near any of the state-sponsored Tube musicians.

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Re: americans guide to britain

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:24 pm

[quote]With an exception of San Fransisco, lol
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