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INTERNET PARKING TICKET
Offender : Yourself!
Date: Right Now!
Offence # : TOO LONG in front of the computer


Details of Offence :

During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet and come back to FunTown.

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.

Someone has too much time on his hands and brain...

*cough*You*cough*

There is ONLY 5 cans here.








And 4 plates, 3 bottles, 4........

Someone has too much time on his hands and brain...

*cough*You*cough*

I didn't write this  ;) I got it from an e-mail  ;D

You mean the REAL world DOESN'T have TIMEOUTS!

What, I didn't comply to that thing, and I'm just fine......

Look, its Bugs Bunny....Dad, can we get a new chair, my butt doesn't fit anymore......

see, I'm just fine

lol...fooled you..:-)

I haven't been here all of the time, updating windows....:-) that's why my computer has been on for more than two hours without getting yelled at by the parents...:-)

You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk

There isn't anything on my desk but a monitor, two speakers, a mouse (no, not a real one ),a keyboard, about 300 pens in a mug and WLAN transceiver (nothing not neccesary for "work")  ;D

OK - i'm havikng troiuble sedeing my moniter thru the bottles, does thid reply say tyhat myu desjk is cleanmn?


Thanx. Calra