Blondes
Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:48 pmWhy do blondes buy convertables?
More leg room...
Three blondes were walking through the forest when the came accross a set of tracks.
"those ae deer tracks," said the first.
"no they're fox tracks," said the second.
"Your both wrong, theyre actually badger tracks," said the third.
They were still arguing when th train hit them.
What do you call an intellligent blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
More leg room...
Three blondes were walking through the forest when the came accross a set of tracks.
"those ae deer tracks," said the first.
"no they're fox tracks," said the second.
"Your both wrong, theyre actually badger tracks," said the third.
They were still arguing when th train hit them.
What do you call an intellligent blonde?
A golden retriever.
Why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
