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Blondes

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed May 26, 2004 4:48 pm

Why do blondes buy convertables?
More leg room...

Three blondes were walking through the forest when the came accross a set of tracks.
"those ae deer tracks," said the first.
"no they're fox tracks," said the second.
"Your both wrong, theyre actually badger tracks," said the third.
They were still arguing when th train hit them.

What do you call an intellligent blonde?
A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
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Re: Blondes

Postby tsunami_KNUW » Wed May 26, 2004 8:40 pm

Lol! #2 is great!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blondes

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 27, 2004 12:22 am

Loved the first one ;D
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Re: Blondes

Postby Blackbird971 » Thu May 27, 2004 9:16 pm

#2 is awesome. :D
I don't get #3 though. What is a toilet duck? :-[
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Re: Blondes

Postby xFLAMESx » Fri May 28, 2004 3:31 pm

I don't get #3 though. What is a toilet duck? :-[

Toilet Duck is a cleaning agent for your toilet - it gets rid of all the sh*t that builds-up and helps keep it fresh and clean(Pun was intended ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D)

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Re: Blondes

Postby Blackbird971 » Fri May 28, 2004 10:05 pm

Oh yeah, I remember now. :D

Hilarious. ;D
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Re: Blondes

Postby Polynomial » Sat May 29, 2004 3:22 am

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What do you call an intellligent blonde?
A golden retriever.

Why did the blonde throw bread down the toilet?
She wanted to feed the toilet duck.
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Re: Blondes

Postby SideWinder9 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:57 pm

Hehe! I like them both 8)
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Re: Blondes

Postby chomp_rock » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:37 am

LOL! Those are the funniest I've seen in a while!
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