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A blonde woman was going on vacation to Europe.
It was her first time on a plane anywhere, so she was obviously very excited to be on the huge Boeing 747.
Forgetting where she was, she started yelling excitedly, "BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!"

In fact, she was yelling so loud, the captain heard her up in the cockpit.
He walked up to the woman and yelled, "BE SILENT!"

Everyone stopped and looked at her, then at the captain...
All of the sudden, she started again, "OEING, OEING, OEING!"

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