Submarine Humour & Fun

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Submarine Humour & Fun

Postby BFMF » Sun May 16, 2004 6:38 pm

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!


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Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander

"Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth"

"Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?"

"Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"


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QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."

NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."

EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."

CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."
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Re: Submarine Humour & Fun

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sun May 16, 2004 7:26 pm

:) :)LOL

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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