No speaka da Englis?
Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 9:58 amTwo Italian men get on a bus, sit down and proceed to engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them, at first, but her attention is galvanized when she overhears one of
the men say:
"Emma come, first. Den, I acome. Den, two asses come together. Den, I come, once-a-more. Den,
two asses, they come together, again. Den, I come, again, and pee twice. Then, I come, one lasta
time!"
"Why, you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE!" retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this country, we
don't talk about our sex lives, in public!"
"Hey, coola down, lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'
sitting behind them ignores them, at first, but her attention is galvanized when she overhears one of
the men say:
"Emma come, first. Den, I acome. Den, two asses come together. Den, I come, once-a-more. Den,
two asses, they come together, again. Den, I come, again, and pee twice. Then, I come, one lasta
time!"
"Why, you foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed SWINE!" retorted the lady, indignantly. "In this country, we
don't talk about our sex lives, in public!"
"Hey, coola down, lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'
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