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Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue May 11, 2004 3:31 pm

What is the difference between Arthur Scargill and Micheal Jackson?



Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miners helmet in fifteen years.






For some reason, I expect this will be lost on most of you... :P ;D ;)
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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby ozzy72 » Tue May 11, 2004 3:46 pm

I'm sitting here laughing my head off ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Iroquois » Tue May 11, 2004 6:03 pm

I know a few Jackson jokes but they're much too dirty to post here.  ;D
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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Saitek » Wed May 12, 2004 6:59 am

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to be left alone with, the other you put your shopping in!

I think very little of him, infact I abhor him and his songs. Yuk!

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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed May 12, 2004 7:14 am

lmao  :D
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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Jared » Wed May 12, 2004 8:19 pm

lol...:-) That's cool! ;-)
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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Pinchaser... » Wed May 12, 2004 10:42 pm

Knock Knock.....


Whos there?


Michael Jackson



Michael Jackson who?



Ok, you're on the jury.
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Re: Micheal Jackson joke no.1827523.

Postby Squeek » Thu May 13, 2004 6:56 am

to early in the morning im sure
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