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bad golfer

Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 5:08 pm

by Tequila Sunrise

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, sh!t!
A bad skydiver goes sh!t, whack.

Re: bad golfer

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 12:00 am

by the_autopilot

To quote Andrew: "Been posted before"

Good one though.

Re: bad golfer

Posted: Tue May 11, 2004 5:57 am

by ozzy72

What happens if the main 'chute fails?
You pull the reserve!
What happens if that fails?
That is what we call jumping to a conclusion

Re: bad golfer

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 4:41 pm

by SideWinder9

Hehe!