If somone comes to your door saying that they have just been charged by your bull - tell them to go back into the field and ask for a refund! :P
No.2 = A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-hour drink when an
exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking
that the man could not take his eyes off her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly
toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the
young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
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Very good Dan. 
