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Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:16 pm
by Iroquois
Laughter is the food of life--you need it to survive

Ya Gotta Love This One lol

only as old as you feel?  

I noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked!  What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke 4 packs of fags a day", she said.  "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."  
"This is absolutely amaizing at your age!!!!", I said.  "How old are you?"

She said,"Twenty four"

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Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 9:20 pm
by Smoke2much
ROFLMAO

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:08 am
by FLYING_TRUCKER
;D ;D ;D ;DLOL ;D ;D ;D

That was good.

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:16 am
by Jared
lol, that's so funny!

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:40 am
by Tequila Sunrise
looks like the half the population of Greenock  ::)

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:39 pm
by Saitek
Funny. There's a lot of truth in that too!

Ben

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:02 pm
by ozzy72
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:27 pm
by the_autopilot
I'm afriad to ask but,

is this a true story?

Re: Only as Old as You Feel

PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2004 7:02 pm
by Stormtropper
LOL, my dad told me this about 2 months ago, still funny though.