Ya Gotta Love This One lol
only as old as you feel?
I noticed an old lady sitting on her front step:
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"
"I smoke 4 packs of fags a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."
"This is absolutely amaizing at your age!!!!", I said. "How old are you?"
She said,"Twenty four"
