blondes again
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 9:22 amWhat does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye?
Artificial Intelligence
What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter.
How do you know a blonde has been shoplifting?
Her bag is full of free samples.
What do an intelligent blonde and the Yeti have in common?
No one has seen either of them.
What's a brunettes' mating call?
Has that dumb blonde gone yet?
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can't spell Porsche.
How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone
How do you know when a blonde's been using a dishwasher?
The drains clogged with paper plates.
How does a blonde spell blonde?
B---L----- oh it doesn't matter anyway.
Why do blondes carry ID cards?
So they know who they are.
Enough already
Artificial Intelligence
What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter.
How do you know a blonde has been shoplifting?
Her bag is full of free samples.
What do an intelligent blonde and the Yeti have in common?
No one has seen either of them.
What's a brunettes' mating call?
Has that dumb blonde gone yet?
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can't spell Porsche.
How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone
How do you know when a blonde's been using a dishwasher?
The drains clogged with paper plates.
How does a blonde spell blonde?
B---L----- oh it doesn't matter anyway.
Why do blondes carry ID cards?
So they know who they are.
Enough already