Last words

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Last words

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Fri Apr 30, 2004 4:29 pm

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive
pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
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> > > >They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh , SHIT!"
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> > > >Only the states of Oklahoma, Kansas, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and
Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
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> > > >"Hold my beer and watch this"
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Re: Last words

Postby Jared » Sat May 01, 2004 8:16 am

lol, so true!
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Re: Last words

Postby The Ruptured Duck » Sat May 01, 2004 10:42 am

hmmm, i guess i didnt read that all the way through. Ks isnt THAT bad, ah who am i kiddin, yes they are!
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